On this, the eve of both my final graduate school residency, my friend Eeon's wedding and, most importantly, the release of Predators, it is time I confess what everyone has known for months.
I am so in love with Walton Goggins.
I love his femmy eyes. I love his woodchuck teeth. I love his receeding hairline and his southern accent and his boot cut jeans. The man's got the nicest pants I've ever seen, even beating out Jeff Goldblum's skinny slacks on Law and Order: Criminal Intent.
Ian and I have been devouring The Shield. We just finished season five, and things are getting rough. I sobbed during the finale. It was not good, but for whatever reason, I just couldn't stay mad at Shane. And I know things aren't going to end well for him, because it's The Shield, and nothing ends well for anybody.