Friday, March 5, 2010
Boys on Film . . .naked ones
That being said, I must take this time to praise the two most beautiful naked men Hollywood has ever offered us. If you have ever doubted the existance of God, these two will prove that not only does He exist, but man is truly made in His great image. And the fact that these two actors star in films bearing the name Adam cannot be a coincidence.
I'm talking, of course, about Ewan McGregor and Jeff Goldblum.
In Adam, Resurrected, Jeff Goldblum opens the film, literally, with a shot of his buttocks as peered through the keyhole. Pushing sixty, Goldblum has a nicer bum than I've seen on some guys my age. It's firm, it's round, it's well lifted. No cellulite, no wrinkles, no evidence of sagging. Really, quite lovely, artistic even. He stays clothed for the rest of the film, but please, don't let that stop you. And let's not forget that Jeff bares it all, from a side shot, in both The Fly and my favorite, Earth Girls Are Easy.
So enough with the joke nudity, and enough with ugly guys baring it all to prove that they can. We get it, Seth Rogan, you don't care what you look like. Well, frankly, we don't either.